F'real they're just better SUVs. I tried googling it, but the internet's very helpful answers were "they're not cool" and "SUVs are more popular." I'm convinced it's manufactured desire. What really happened to the minivan?
Edit: Apparently wagons and minivans still exist, they're just sold as SUVs.
A time when the hottest joke of the minute was in line with "haha, lax safety standards and peak American 'make-it-bigger' consumerism keeps killing all these people in rollovers".