Trotsky says:

1. Building up productive forces in a pseudo-capitalist model first, then communism proper later, is bad, and we should just do the whole thing in one go.

2. Stalin bad.

3. Internationalism good.

Trotskyists say:

1. Relitigating shit that happened 100 years ago is not a waste of time.

2. Let's form a splinter group.

3. Taking obsessive minutes of every meeting is vital to the revolution.

4. Read my newspaper.