CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) — The good news is that scientists have a better handle on asteroid Bennu’s whereabouts for the next 200 years. The bad news is that the space rock has a slightly greater chance of clobbering Earth than previously thought.
Honestly if there's gonna be a world ending apocalypse this is the one I'm down for. Fucking no chance, we're all gonna die, it's fucking party time BABY! Gonna hit up my ex and ask her if she wants to go fuck on top of a mountain, drive drunk to Yellowstone and try and shoot a buffalo, break into some rich fuckers home and whisky piss all over his furniture, burn down my old high school. Sounds like a fucking trip.
Honestly if there's gonna be a world ending apocalypse this is the one I'm down for. Fucking no chance, we're all gonna die, it's fucking party time BABY! Gonna hit up my ex and ask her if she wants to go fuck on top of a mountain, drive drunk to Yellowstone and try and shoot a buffalo, break into some rich fuckers home and whisky piss all over his furniture, burn down my old high school. Sounds like a fucking trip.