CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) — The good news is that scientists have a better handle on asteroid Bennu’s whereabouts for the next 200 years. The bad news is that the space rock has a slightly greater chance of clobbering Earth than previously thought.
Cant wait for the real life version of Armageddon except rather than stopping the asteroid, the Democrats find a way to means test who gets slammed by it. Oh and they have to get Elon Musk to do the mission as NASA is just an amusement park at that point. Musk naturally fucks it up and does some agonising Dogecoin tweets about it mid-mission. A bunch of poor people die. Stephen Colbert stands there in his stupid fucking suit with his hand in his pocket doing homophobia while blaming Putin. My Pillow man becomes president.
Fuck man, our timeline is so soul crushingly banal and moribund, it’s literally easier to imagine an end to the world than it anything resembling even the slightest increment improvement happening. It’s just tedious farce from here on out.
Cant wait for the real life version of Armageddon except rather than stopping the asteroid, the Democrats find a way to means test who gets slammed by it. Oh and they have to get Elon Musk to do the mission as NASA is just an amusement park at that point. Musk naturally fucks it up and does some agonising Dogecoin tweets about it mid-mission. A bunch of poor people die. Stephen Colbert stands there in his stupid fucking suit with his hand in his pocket doing homophobia while blaming Putin. My Pillow man becomes president.
Fuck man, our timeline is so soul crushingly banal and moribund, it’s literally easier to imagine an end to the world than it anything resembling even the slightest increment improvement happening. It’s just tedious farce from here on out.