Is it even conceivably possible to do both?

      • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
        hexagon
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        3 years ago

        According to Tolkien, female dwarves in Middle-Earth had beards. And generally, fantasy fans accept that idea, both amusement and in a "yeah, that makes sense" kind of way (there's the popular theory that Dwarven beards act as HEPA filters for mining).

        ...But I'm also way too tall to be a dwarf.