CIA handler in charge of indexing all tamale recipes in the contiguous US
FBI agent in charge of developing at-risk tamale enjoyers into full-blown taco truck hijackers
Marine recruit found dead in a locker and his superior officer is found with a copy of the recruit's abuela's famous tamale recipe
Afghani wedding misidentified as actionable threat target because a cheap sensor array on a subpar drone identified a stack of fried meat pockets as illegal tamales
these are getting worse, gonna stop before I get out of control
CIA handler in charge of indexing all tamale recipes in the contiguous US
FBI agent in charge of developing at-risk tamale enjoyers into full-blown taco truck hijackers
Marine recruit found dead in a locker and his superior officer is found with a copy of the recruit's abuela's famous tamale recipe
Afghani wedding misidentified as actionable threat target because a cheap sensor array on a subpar drone identified a stack of fried meat pockets as illegal tamales
these are getting worse, gonna stop before I get out of control