Neoliberals promised taco trucks on every corner, communism promises tamale recipes in every kitchen
CIA handler in charge of indexing all tamale recipes in the contiguous US
FBI agent in charge of developing at-risk tamale enjoyers into full-blown taco truck hijackers
Marine recruit found dead in a locker and his superior officer is found with a copy of the recruit's abuela's famous tamale recipe
Afghani wedding misidentified as actionable threat target because a cheap sensor array on a subpar drone identified a stack of fried meat pockets as illegal tamales
these are getting worse, gonna stop before I get out of control
under communism, every town has a sweet old abuelita thats like "ay estas demesiad@ flac@ mij@, lleva estes tamales! y no me digas que no. llevalos!" to everyone once a day
Jokes on you, my abuela never coughed up any of her recipes, I had to reverse engineer them through experimentation. I've managed to figure out most of them, but details of some still elude me.
