"In an attempt to ambush out troops, the enemy put out a bunch of noise makers but forgot to put any troops there to ambush us!"
Also, tag yourself. I'm "Speaker Used for Deception"
I like the "Save the Children" energy to it. Just like how the people who chant that are inevitably abusers/paedophiles/victims of family court, Israel is deflecting from murdering thousands of children by saying "bro we love babies so much we'll follow the sound of one crying anywhere."
WHY ARE THE BABIES CRYING ON THE GROUND WITHOUT THEIR PARENTS, IDF."Tragically, the noise of Hamas building tunnels prevented us from hearing the cries of the babies or trust me bro we'd have kicked in the door i swear to g*d bro", said the IDF spokesman while demonstrating how he would karate chop a terrorist to death in order to save the babies.
It makes me feel ill to think that it's a real possibility those are Palestinian childrens' items that they obtained through violence....
That's a long way to say "we're gonna blow up a school."
In an attempt to ambush our troops, Hamas terrorists placed an open can of paint above a door and connected it to a string, so that when they opened the door the can would tip and pour paint all over our heroic IDF soldiers.
Literally what the green goblin does in the goofy sam raimi spiderman
