Fuckers installed co-pilot on mine when I was away and now my laptop has "no available device" for audio out. Like there's no option in settings for the speakers. Can't even plug in an audio cord. Nothing. They broke my shit and installed AI

Funny how my degree is so important to staticians and debt collectors but not to employers or people who pulled the ladder up after making it.

Who are these ding dongs

This is Mr. Andy erasure

I have fucked, and I will fuck again

Hoc illud est quod dixit

Mandatory public service should include every service industry job so these goobers stop talking like this and get some f****** perspective

My dude has hair like a Lego person

Beer is weak

My private loans didn't sue me quick enough where I made it thru the statute of limitations in my state. Meaning if I never contact them, acknowledging the debt by inquiring, it can't be verified and it's done. The government loans tho, I'm boned

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Hello fellow Pole. This is the worst part. My wife always catches me cuz I'm a big sweater

Alcoholic tip, switch to potato vodka. Less aromatic. No juniper etc.

Reykjavik Iceland is one of the safest cities in the world. I'd love to move too, but keep my burgers without the land part. When I was there, met a guy from Mexico city that moved for that reason

Alcohol and horse meat

I feel you. A lot of what you described I'm dealing with as well. Makes you feel like you're going crazy

Messing with my dopamine