I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

I feel like this man's either going to be a dictator for the rest of his life or be found dead under mysterious circumstances less than a year from now

This is a speedrun category to something but I can't tell which category.

I have no idea where this is gonna go. I just know single digit approval ratings.

Any chance he’s actually trying to collapse the state?

Like, he is an ancap. He has seized power. What would suit his ideology most assuming he is a true believer?

The most epic of bacon

Taking away the Haute Bourgoisie's Wompty Dompty Dom treat's is a bold move I'm sure will work out for him.

Should we break out the fresh cabbage?