Half on spy puts half on spy calls. One of them is bound to be right!
In all seriousness, do you have anything to sell on craigslist or even do an actual pawn for? Maybe some family can float you a few hundred to make it easier?
That's basically buying a stradle option which is a bet that volatility will go up. I think JPowell is giving a big speech next week so this might not actually be a bad idea unironically.
Half on spy puts half on spy calls. One of them is bound to be right!
In all seriousness, do you have anything to sell on craigslist or even do an actual pawn for? Maybe some family can float you a few hundred to make it easier?
That's basically buying a stradle option which is a bet that volatility will go up. I think JPowell is giving a big speech next week so this might not actually be a bad idea unironically.