“Hello sir welcome to Wendy’s, can I take you’re order.”

“The PMC podcaster class has denied me by bugloaf, forcing me to consume this Walmart socialist decedent ‘food’.”

“Uh… okay, we have a special on double bacon cheese bur…”

“Woke: degrowth forcing wearer DSA Karen’s to eat cockroaches like they deserve. Broke: eating Wendy’s.”

“Sir if you’re not going to order anything I’m going to have to ask you to get out of line so the people behind you.”

“Picture of Jeffery Epstein.”

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Probably something more like this

    trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (PMC white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)

    They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my DSA Karen pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”

    They’re making me walk to the pizza place and use cash. I wish I had never gotten tricked into Communism by these soyfacing PMC crackers.