• GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I want to do an edit of the LOTR novels that inserts every weird decision Peter Jackson throws in like Galadriel turning into a blue ghost for a second. Pretty much every line Gimli says in the movies. Sauron being a literal eye Keep Tolkien's writing style but have that shit happen.

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        "As the great ancient halls echoed with the war drums of many orcs and the shadow of the great forgotten host of Angband was upon the Fellowship. Only the son of Gloin held fast against such a fell peril and proclaimed proudly to the heir of Numemor "No one tosses a dwarf!""

    • FidelCashflow [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      That never made snese to me. I thought it was some weird deep lore thing. A coked up Winestine demanding there being a literal eye of sauron because they keep using a metaphor is perfect