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America was named after some Italian map-maker named Amerigo, which is an Italianization of the German name Emmerich, so "Emerican" really isn't that weird of a name, IMO.
I honestly always thought his name was a reference to the skating brand "Emerica." His age puts him as a college student right at the height of the brand's popularity.
I'm sorry, his name is fucking "Emerican Johnson"?
America was named after some Italian map-maker named Amerigo, which is an Italianization of the German name Emmerich, so "Emerican" really isn't that weird of a name, IMO.
Roland Emmerich, the director of Independence Day, could therefore be called Roland America
Hes more of a roland MURICA
I honestly always thought his name was a reference to the skating brand "Emerica." His age puts him as a college student right at the height of the brand's popularity.
Weirdos naming their unfortunate children after the US :amerikkka:
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Yes, and he taught me about syndicalism.
His parents loved skate shoes like he loves puppets
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This is cool though.
Until I read your comment thread I thought it was an online pseudonym lol