Big "You can't fire me, I quit!" energy from

Santa is a member of the petite bourgeoisie. No I will not explain further.

"Those who make Mario impossible make Luigi inevitable." -President Jesus Fucking Khrist

Children are literally confused about everything all the time. Not explaining things to them is not going to make them less confused.

The American media propagated the idea that Yeltsin was "good" for Russia even as he helped oligarchs destroy the post-Soviet economy and drive the common people into desperate poverty. As long as the stocks go up, western media does not care how many poors die. Milei is doing IMF austerity on steroids, which is exactly what the global north wants, therefore Milei gets positive mainstream media coverage.

project blue beam

Its actually my girlfriend's dad. My girlfriend lives in Canada, and she already has a PlayStation 7, and she lets me play with it every time I go to Canada.

I have a VERY reliable anonymous source with definitive proof that the UFOs over New Jersey are actually just the Nintendo Switch 2. (I will post proof later, I promise.) /s

"Feudal lord orders shackles to be put on legs of peasant who threatened to dethrone him."

Zelensky watching America abandon this proxy and thinking, "Well surely they won't do this to me next."

The age of "Slop Imperialism" has begun. Empires used to conquer colonies for grain, slaves, and precious metals. Now they conquer in the name of producing the maximum amount of digital dopamine hits possible from their A.I. magic mirrors on the wall.

Bay of Pigs 2: boogaloo.

Gentle reminder that you can't hold a public sector job in Texas unless you pledge to uphold Zionism. "Land of the free" by the way.

Just straight up saying “some people at the last eyes wide shut party were really uncomfortable so you must pay”

Finally something both Republican and Democratic congresspeople can agree on.

Important to note that Luigi had basically dropped off the map in the six months before the CEO shooting. Perhaps he was gradually radicalized like many other Americans. If Vonnegut can help to push more Americans towards socialism, I think that's a fantastic and worthy legacy for my favorite author.

Hold out hope. Twitter is absolutely full of people saying how hot and awesome Luigi is. Lawyers are lining up to defend him. Be thankful he was apprehended peacefully instead of being shot by the cops (he could definitely still be killed in prison). Luigi will have months and possibly years to garner sympathy with his tragic story of pain and resentment against the health-care industry. Jury nullification is also a remote but amazing possibility.