I have become one with the dank damp basement that is and will forever be my home. A goblin loves the damp! Why would I want anything else? Dry???? CARPETS!1!!????? why would I ruin a good carpet with dryness... YUCK!
hurricane Ivermectin really do be hitting different
Long term: get a dehumidifier.
Short term, like “My carpet is wet right now and I need to make it dry” I recommend sprinkling baking soda (or corn starch, baking soda’s better tho), let it sit for a little bit, and then vacuum it up. Also does a bit to deal with any smells.