ohio fought a "war" with michigan for the rights to toledo. congress had to step in and give michigan the upper peninsula as a concession prize which, in all honesty, is way better than fucking toledo.

columbus, ohio is a popular test market for large national corporations due to its demographic makeup. this leaves the city devoid of any cultural identity (outside of THE ohio state university football) which causes a distinct "focus grouped" feeling to pervade the entire place. best to avoid altogether

cleveland set their river on fire. multiple times. this is one of the more popular ohio facts but it's worth stating nonetheless because the people need to know.

driving through ohio do indeed be like corn corn corn soybeans corn "hell is real sign" (it is real and it's ohio) corn soybeans corn suburbs suburbs suburbs suburbs corn

ohio's infrastructure is consistently shitty across the board. this is despite the fact that everything is getting repaired all the time. if you needed proof that car is bad, look no further than the apparently sisyphean task of keeping ohio's roads usable.