I almost threw my phone across the room. First of all, been there and done that with Obama. Yknow, the hope and change dude who let me lose my house and bailed out Chevrolet for some reason. Obama is the epitome of "fool me once..." And that's why the rat will never soar like a bat: he's just as empty as Obama but without all that charisma to tie him down. He fucking sucks. His only attribute is that he's gay, which will also mean that he'll get slaughtered by the right equally as much as he will ensure that anyone to the left of HRC is fully disengaged. If it was down to Mayo and Cheeto, I'd have a hard time figuring out who the shittier candidate is.

And I wouldn't vote. And then when liberals start crying like the bitches they are because they can't nominate anyone who isn't full ghoul, their tears will taste like whiskey-infused candy drops. And my cup will runneth over.