corporation: humanitarian campaign we love people so much (we love money more) that we want you to stay in touch with current events (money is cool) so that you can stay informed (we don't give a fuck pay us). We are looking forward to your next hook up ride so we can donate 10% (this fund actually goes towards paying our management premiums, some of them got covid 19 and were sick for a day and that's not right because elites should never get the same sickness as lower class people because that makes us as inferior as you, thanks for riding with us dickhead enjoy your quick fuck you sick fuck) to the Afghan people and the poor Americans (we could care less about them mfkers we don't care but we have to put on a slightly patriotic tone because "we love all American's!" but we actually just like your money) who are stuck in a Taliban controlled state. Thank you!