Don't get horny, just make things out of wood. If you still get horny woodcraft until your hands bleed and you're hallucinating tigers in your peripheral vision from the sleep deprivation. Make a birdhouse or a table and look at those things to de-horny yourself.
At which point you go to your birdhouse, look at it, and think bird thoughts. When you think horny thoughts, scream into a pillow and make more wooden things.
Don't get horny, just make things out of wood. If you still get horny woodcraft until your hands bleed and you're hallucinating tigers in your peripheral vision from the sleep deprivation. Make a birdhouse or a table and look at those things to de-horny yourself.
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At which point you go to your birdhouse, look at it, and think bird thoughts. When you think horny thoughts, scream into a pillow and make more wooden things.
just don't get splinters in your ass. finish all your pieces.