For real. This CL post is comprised of parts. But all together the sum is (greater than? / less than?) it's parts. This is an unironic question. I cannot identify what makes this just feel weird... Or, am I just over analyzing? Maybe I accidentally dosed myself and my brain is on the fritz. These are two very probable reasons. But I would love any and all replies, literally anything. Make it coherent, please.

@Shitbird I am begging you to analyze and critically dissect how I should feel. Yours are the only opinions I trust.