AKA I am writing a fucking essay on Deng Xiaoping and Xi Jinping in order to own my globpol professor

I am emailing it to him

Unlike Deng Xiaoping I do not consider myself mainly a pragmatist, i do consider myself a petty bitch however

to all of you who say it's not worth it: it is to me. he called me a fucking bernie bro. he owned me so hard. I will own him back. have fun reading 20 pages of email bitch half of which are just literal excerpts from the Selected Works of Deng Xiaoping and the Governance of China, if you ever unironically stan fukuyama in my presence again I will email you just the entirety of capital out of disgust. read theory fucker

  • LibsEatPoop [any]
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    3 years ago

    damn, just hope he doesn't take drastic action against you like snitching to the dean or something. all the best.

    • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      what's he gonna do? Drum up a red scare? I haven't even talked about stalin or mao yet, they can't stick me with 'genocide denial'.

      like seriously, i'm not being disruptive. That was the most cordial way I could have criticised fukuyama, legit. I have words for that motherfucker he was spared

      It's pure political persecution otherwise. I'll dig in my heels on it. The class actually listens to me, legit, i talk with some of em before the teacher gets there while im compiling material. I am the teacher now, bitch give me your degree