AKA I am writing a fucking essay on Deng Xiaoping and Xi Jinping in order to own my globpol professor

I am emailing it to him

Unlike Deng Xiaoping I do not consider myself mainly a pragmatist, i do consider myself a petty bitch however

to all of you who say it's not worth it: it is to me. he called me a fucking bernie bro. he owned me so hard. I will own him back. have fun reading 20 pages of email bitch half of which are just literal excerpts from the Selected Works of Deng Xiaoping and the Governance of China, if you ever unironically stan fukuyama in my presence again I will email you just the entirety of capital out of disgust. read theory fucker

  • MarxGuns [comrade/them]
    ·
    3 years ago

    "Bro, geez. I was just tired and didn't feel like reading it tonight. I figured you could explain it to me in person or something."

    • WhyEssEff [she/her]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      well then he'll appreciate my efforts after i marxpill him during office hours, and if not then it still applies