Women don't respect axe. They want to know you have money to spend, so you've got to use an expensive cologne. My dior fahrenheit costs like $75 a bottle, but half a bottle is all I need to attract da ladies. When they notice my scent I just casually pull out my phone and pretend to say on a call that I spent $37 just to smell good for the beautiful woman buying toilet paper behind me.
this is true, i was walking through a walmart the other day and i caught a wiff of the elysian fields. shagged that handsome fedora wearing neckbeard right next to the bionicles, just couldnt help myself
See you can't do it in the toy aisle 'cause you never know. In the toilet paper aisle it's narrow enough that I can block one end off and use it as an opportunity to chat.
Are you doxxing me? So what if I have spiked hair with frosted tips? Plenty of people do and it shows ladies that I'm able to spend $60 on a haircut. That's before a tip because I don't.
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Women don't respect axe. They want to know you have money to spend, so you've got to use an expensive cologne. My dior fahrenheit costs like $75 a bottle, but half a bottle is all I need to attract da ladies. When they notice my scent I just casually pull out my phone and pretend to say on a call that I spent $37 just to smell good for the beautiful woman buying toilet paper behind me.
this is true, i was walking through a walmart the other day and i caught a wiff of the elysian fields. shagged that handsome fedora wearing neckbeard right next to the bionicles, just couldnt help myself
See you can't do it in the toy aisle 'cause you never know. In the toilet paper aisle it's narrow enough that I can block one end off and use it as an opportunity to chat.
Have you time traveled from 2004 by any chance?
Are you doxxing me? So what if I have spiked hair with frosted tips? Plenty of people do and it shows ladies that I'm able to spend $60 on a haircut. That's before a tip because I don't.
Where's the monster energy and mountain dew emotes...
Oh so Smash Mouth does it and you think they're cool but I do it and you think I need energy drinks to be cool.
Sorry to inform you, smash mouth is no longer cool™ as of 2021. They performed a concert during Covid 19 lockdowns in 2020
A public service. Otherwise how could I meet the ladies at a Smash Mouth concert? Sometimes a fella needs to get soaked.