Hospital staff get baked potato as a 'Christmas bonus' from work
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‘Tis the season to celebrate our loved ones, and also for employers to show how much they care.Whether by throwing a Christmas bash or handing out extra cash, businesses around the world are broadly expected to offer their dedicated staff a festive token of their appreciation. And who deserves more ...

Perhaps a sign that the hospital admin needs a potato canon to the face, in their next group Minecraft session.

  • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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    11 months ago

    be amerishart
    local mart is free of sharts
    drive past the designated shooting school (aka all of them)
    drive another 2 hours to work
    work 8 hours
    drive back another 2 hours
    eat your holiday bonus baked potato which cost $200
    pay $30 in tax for your baked potato
    nighttime, go to sleep
    police do a no-knock raid on your house because the guy 2 houses down sells weed
    get shot in your sleep for resisting arrest
    miraculously survive, but have tremendous medical bills
    it's okay, the insurance terms say they'll cover it
    they won't cover it anyway
    quit job and squat on some land and farm potatoes
    now you can at least pretend you grow thousands of dollars per square foot
    DARPA mind E/M ray activates
    get taxed in your daydreams
    a few days later, the IRS comes to your field in bumfuck Idaho
    asks for $30 per $200 potato imagined
    you have no money so you can't pay, but they'll let it slide if you agree to be a neuralink test subject