The dollar will keep devaluing long term, not just because of the inflation and the printer go brrr, but also because the most adequate world economies are giving up on it as the reserve currency. Euro, yuan, even the Russian ruble if you feel adventurous, and of course gold.
Pretty sure what you want to do is open a margin account in Robinhood so you can get leveraged to the tits and go all in on Tesla puts.
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