• happybadger [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Thinking back to that beautiful time when /r/volunteersForUkraine put out a call for mercenaries, all of the most obnoxious redditors jumped at the opportunity to be GI Joe, and Russia immediately bombed their barracks by geolocating their phone activity. All of the worst goobers who'd otherwise be roleplaying as Zionist dog toddlers right now obliterated for their bad posts.

    We need to resurrect that old draft law idea where wars are put to a popular vote and anyone voting yes is conscripted at the start. People like this can't be allowed to stay on the sidelines having parasocial relationships with cartoon simulacra of war. You get your notice, your barracks get bombed on day 1, an angel gets its wings.

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      11 months ago

      Ah yes, the brave troops of the first armored Reddit brigade

      I still remember the reports trying to make us feel bad for them, but it's hard to feel bad when one of them literally tried to take down an APC with a rifle and got himself turned to paint

      That's not tragedy, that's comedy