You're on your way to deliver the $1T coin the the president. As you approach your last red-light before the old oval office, you absentmindedly dig some quarters out of the cup holder and roll down your window to toss a few bucks to the homeless. A woman who you've often seen camped out on this corner gladly accepts the money. It's a small gesture, but what the hell, right?
You look at your watch and realize you need to get going - after all, you don't want to be late for a meeting with the president. You find your spot in the intern lot, grab the $1T coin and you sprint all the way to the presidential office. Sweaty and winded, you pull out the pocket purse and empty it onto the desk. A dirty old copper piece comes rolling out, completing three full circles before collapsing hard onto its face. Biden squints at the coin and then looks you in the eye. This is clearly not the right coin. What do you do?
You're on your way to deliver the $1T coin the the president. As you approach your last red-light before the old oval office, you absentmindedly dig some quarters out of the cup holder and roll down your window to toss a few bucks to the homeless. A woman who you've often seen camped out on this corner gladly accepts the money. It's a small gesture, but what the hell, right?
You look at your watch and realize you need to get going - after all, you don't want to be late for a meeting with the president. You find your spot in the intern lot, grab the $1T coin and you sprint all the way to the presidential office. Sweaty and winded, you pull out the pocket purse and empty it onto the desk. A dirty old copper piece comes rolling out, completing three full circles before collapsing hard onto its face. Biden squints at the coin and then looks you in the eye. This is clearly not the right coin. What do you do?
Look Biden in the eye and say this is the right coin until he accepts it and pats me on the head for being a good boy.
Resist arrest.
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"President Biden... Look! Out the window. See over there? A squirrel is playing basketball!"
"Hey... What... What were we talking about?"
"Squirrels, sir."
"Yes, that's right."
"Yes, that's right."
"I'm going to walk to the window to look for squirrels playing sports."
"Good day, sir."
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