Tesla will be selling space cars even before they are ready. Even the oxygen system will be wonky. Some poor rich loser will spend tens of millions of dollars to shoot himself and his significant other into a DIY space suicide capsule.
Everybody on Twitter will laugh them. "Beta space cars are risky" will be said ironically and ironically too. And the US government will have to carefully figure out how to remove it because it will be a pretty fucking big piece of space junk. And then everybody on Twitter will laugh them again.
valet
Ahem.
Space Valet.
:agony-deep:
Tesla will be selling space cars even before they are ready. Even the oxygen system will be wonky. Some poor rich loser will spend tens of millions of dollars to shoot himself and his significant other into a DIY space suicide capsule.
Everybody on Twitter will laugh them. "Beta space cars are risky" will be said ironically and ironically too. And the US government will have to carefully figure out how to remove it because it will be a pretty fucking big piece of space junk. And then everybody on Twitter will laugh them again.
First water coffins, then crematoriums on wheels and finally freezer bags in space.
It's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll.