• LibsEatPoop3 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Fucking dork ass uniform. Fascists don’t deserve better anyways.

  • necrocop [he/him,any]
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    3 years ago

    There’s a lot of things wrong with this fit, but what the fuck do these chuds have against pants that actually match? Not necessarily the same color, but like, some color coordination would go a long way. Besides that, his pants look too big, the jacket is just fuck ugly, there’s no saving that. And why is he wearing a tie tucked in at the collar so you can’t even see it?

    • Sklorp [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      You're just not seeing the strategic utility of your slacks falling down

  • TheCaconym [any]
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    3 years ago

    Jesus, if you gotta have a space force (you don't), and if it has to have uniforms (it doesn't), at least make them something cool like neat looking lighter versions of astronaut jumpsuits. This is just sad.

    • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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      3 years ago

      I think a space force would need uniforms, as that's easier than making everyone fit a dress code around equipment. Other than being relatively form-fitting and not having loose parts, so nothing gets caught in machinery, all I can think of is that there are no pockets in the future and no bras in space.

  • Sklorp [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Sorry i have to make another comment.. Its like a fucking office worker meets the dress blues of the marine, but like not as a design choice, but as in they took pieces from both and cut and glued them together like a collage. Like this definitely started as a collage. Look at that fucking collar.

  • Bungola [any]
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    3 years ago

    Pictured: A supporting actor during filming of the hit movie Titanic 1997.

  • knipexcrunch [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    God I thought fascists were supposed to at least have good uniforms. The fuck is this? They could have just copied any of the infinite sci-fi uniforms in US media and it would have been better.

      • Alex_Jones [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Implying the existence of individual space cars

        :agony-deep:

        • inshallah2 [none/use name]
          hexagon
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          3 years ago

          Tesla will be selling space cars even before they are ready. Even the oxygen system will be wonky. Some poor rich loser will spend tens of millions of dollars to shoot himself and his significant other into a DIY space suicide capsule.

          Everybody on Twitter will laugh them. "Beta space cars are risky" will be said ironically and ironically too. And the US government will have to carefully figure out how to remove it because it will be a pretty fucking big piece of space junk. And then everybody on Twitter will laugh them again.

          • Alex_Jones [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            First water coffins, then crematoriums on wheels and finally freezer bags in space.

      • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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        3 years ago

        I'm sorry. They're a travesty.

        (hoping now that the user named Travesty doesn't emerge in indignation)