• echognomics [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Actually, Stalin dropped out of his seminary training to learn magic at Koldovstoretz, and graduated top of his year after publishing a groundbreaking dissertation on the Vanishing Spell.

      • echognomics [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Hogwarts didn't always have bathrooms. Before adopting Muggle plumbing methods in the eighteenth century, witches and wizards simply relieved themselves on to the comically-engorged testicles of the school's famous communal fat hogs, and vanished the evidence.