What if the grass contains spiders and snakes? :ohnoes:

are we allowed to post while touching grass?

Postletariat :purge-1: Posteoisie

Postletariat :purge-2:

I have a little box of live wheat grass next to my PC that I periodically stroke to satisfy my requirements

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Maybe it's the reverse I don't have enough posts because I touch too much grass.

i have grass allergies

I touched the grass and now my hand is wet and dirty and smells like dog pee.

Sub 50 comments on a year old account gang

well well well looks like i'll never have to touch grass, or it'll take 10 years :thinking-about-it:

Puff puff

Everyone should frequently delete their account if they really are communist