I must have missed the announcement, but this has to be a large joke right? The amount of shit that will get people killed on here is just constantly being repeated, telling small women how to train to fight off multiple opponents with their fists, people recommending carrying tactical tomahawks, others suggesting to just keep beating people after they are unconscious.
Its like somebody just brought a voice recorder to a literal mall ninja shop and turned it into a text transcript for reddit.
What really fucks with me is the knowledge that fights in the real world almost always don't even give you the chance to apply a self defense technique. My uncle got jumped outside of a bar once, despite concealed carrying he got beaten into unconsciousness before he knew what was happening (then, because we live in America, the time in hospital made him lose his job/insurance and the medical bills made him have to sell his home and go into a debt which took about a decade to pay off). Squaring off with somebody 1 on 1 with rules is cathartic and fun, getting into a fight fucking sucks.
Any way, that shit said the best self defense technique you can learn is sprinting. Most people, if you run fast enough, will quickly decide that chasing you isn't worth it. This also applies to many :top-cop:.
This is why you gotta do preemptive strikes against everyone around you 4head
Now that's Cheney logic