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  • OfficialBenGarrison [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Well, we always have stonetoss. Unfortunately, he's a bit smarter so he'd be hard to troll.

    Ever since he went on that rant about twinks, I suspected that he's not as invincible as he claims to be, and can translate to good lolcow potential.

    • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      Stonetoss is just a vile nazi shithead, there is zero humour to be mined from him. He should get covid or get flattened by a truck, or both.

      Ben Garrison has a potent mix of American libertarian boomer brainworms and his mind palace is a thing of purity and beauty

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        3 years ago

        Stonetoss art also just kinda sucks. Nobody is going to replicate the Ben Garrison style, because Ben Garrison actually refined his craft while using that incredible brain of his to do politics.

        You'll never get a six-headed swamp monster with Chuck Schumer on one head-stalk and Henry Kissinger on another, doing some kind of weird occult ritual above a Natalie-Portman-goat-hybrid, where everything somehow still has room for labels. You'll just get the same barely-more-than-stick-figure cartoon of Conservative Guy saying "I like the flag" and Antifa Guy saying "I like standing in poop", with the final frame just being Conservative Guy staring across the fourth wall in mild annoyance. I could make a Stonetoss purely out of emojis and it would carry the same weight. I could never properly recreate the chimeras that leak out of Ben Garrison's skull.