Didn't make your bed? You lazy, useless piece of shit, how dare you? This shows how little respect you have for the judge and frankly you deserve to go to prison!
Seriously fuck this entire thing. Nobody asked to come to court, if you don't want people to show up in their PJs fucking leave them alone
The court is such a hollowed and respectful institution and deserves the utmost professionalism. It makes sure to return that level of respect and professionalism to jurors who are called to serve it by paying them roughly a ninth of minimum wage.