Didn't make your bed? You lazy, useless piece of shit, how dare you? This shows how little respect you have for the judge and frankly you deserve to go to prison!
Seriously fuck this entire thing. Nobody asked to come to court, if you don't want people to show up in their PJs fucking leave them alone
Judges and prosecutors are the most insecure control freaks imaginable. They LOVE catching people in a random technicality and destroying their lives over it. It's what gets them up in the morning.