• VHS [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Curious who the person is who's paranoid about vaccine microchips but will take MSNBC's word for it.

    • BelovedOldFriend [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Well this is CNBC so I think the takeaway here is "no, you cannot invest in the new vaccine microchip technology because it does not exist."

  • Yanqui_UXO [any]
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    3 years ago

    I feel like an average person, who is not extremely online and who never even thought about chips in vaccines, would look at this and a germ of doubt will be planted in their head, just because a completely fresh idea has entered their consciousness, that vaccines can have chips in them. Unless they firmly believe that the fucking MSNBC is some sort of arbiter of truth in the final instance, ofc.

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      would look at this and a germ of doubt will be planted in their head, just because a completely fresh idea has entered their consciousness, that vaccines can have chips in them.

      I should never put salt in my eyes. I should never I should never I should never put put put salt in my eyes put salt in my eyes should should put salt in my eyes. I should put salt in my eyes.

        • happybadger [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          what did I learn yesterday about putting salt in my eyes? agh. I should never should should put put salt in my eyes. I should put salt in my eyes.

  • Sushi_Desires
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    3 years ago

    Because we put them in the horse paste instead :stalin-garrison:

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Critical care nurse here! You laugh but this is factually CORRECT. The needle used for adults is 22G, very small compared to the 18-16G needles you receive during an IV. Open up your phone and you can't fit any of those microchips in a needle that narrow. Furthermore it'd be injected into the deltoid muscle and I don't see how it's going to migrate to its target.

    Bill Gates pays us to put the microchips in the ECMO machine. This allows for a larger tube with direct access to veins and arteries. By lodging the microchip into the heart you have a perpetual power source and it can't be removed. If ECMOs are being rationed and the patient only qualifies for a regular ventilator, the microchip is inserted through the tracheostomy tube. Ironically it's almost nobody but antivaxxers getting microchipped now which throws off the data.

  • RedArmor [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    That’s exactly what people who put microchips in vaccines would want you to watch