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minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]hexbear28·3 years ago"Sir, I am begging you, as your doctor and as a fellow human being. Please stop mainlining extra heavy mayo and gravy for your breakfast, lunch and dinner" "Deep breath" link
minus-squarecorgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]Mhexbear18·3 years agoAH DUN THOT U LIBS WERE ALL ABAOT "MAH BODY MAH CHOICE" link
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]hexbear18·3 years agoMY FREEDOM, MY GRAVY: The Chud McChudly story link
minus-squarecorgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]Mhexbear16·3 years ago"He had racked up the highest bill I had ever seen, and just on mashed potatoes and condiments." Chud McChudly's Dennys waitress. link
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]hexbear16·3 years ago"When he ordered a side of a sausage for his beverage, I knew I was looking at a man who hadn't taken an unassisted shit in years" link
minus-squareAlex_Jones [he/him]hexbear7·3 years agoThey had bacon milkshakes at Denny's for a while. I don't envy the staff that had to clean those bathrooms. link
"Sir, I am begging you, as your doctor and as a fellow human being. Please stop mainlining extra heavy mayo and gravy for your breakfast, lunch and dinner"
"Deep breath"
AH DUN THOT U LIBS WERE ALL ABAOT "MAH BODY MAH CHOICE"
MY FREEDOM, MY GRAVY: The Chud McChudly story
"He had racked up the highest bill I had ever seen, and just on mashed potatoes and condiments."
Chud McChudly's Dennys waitress.
"When he ordered a side of a sausage for his beverage, I knew I was looking at a man who hadn't taken an unassisted shit in years"
They had bacon milkshakes at Denny's for a while. I don't envy the staff that had to clean those bathrooms.
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