• inshallah2 [none/use name]
    hexagon
    ·
    3 years ago

    I HAVE AMAZON DIPLOMATIC IMUNITY I AM A MIDDLE MANAGER THERE

    "Yes, I raped and killed those ten girls, officer. I don't even remember which order. But I'm an Amazon executive - understand?" He looks at his watch. "How much longer is this gonna take? I gotta get back to the office right away. And if they garnish my wages - they're gonna garnish your wages too..."

    • blobjim [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      We've got a new feature release in like 2 hours. Either you let me go, or you're going to be the one answering for our stock plunge when 2 hours is up and the new sex slave auction house AWS frameworks and sales platform isn't online.

      • inshallah2 [none/use name]
        hexagon
        ·
        3 years ago

        the new sex slave auction

        ASS (Amazon Sex Slaves)

        Sometimes jokes about Amazon creep me the fuck out. This is one of those times.

        • blobjim [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          They already have CIA contracts, who's to say this isn't already happening!