let your children be your instagram props at the table of success
Something about the existence of a Milk and Cookies tray and mug set really bothers me. Single-use, kitschy, ugly, and yet surely deemed necessarily and relatively inexpensive and requiring (a small fraction of) hard labor of hundreds of people being paid very poorly.
Gather round and watch Maoo struggle with the liberalism of personal asceticism in response to capitalism. Watch Maoo's brain hurt over some dumb tableware.
Found the fucking POSER. Real Christmas fans leave milk and cookies out for Santa every night of the year.
If we assume it took one hour of cummulative labor to produce (extraction of materials, manufacture, transport, then divided by the number of mugs made), then in an ideal world things like this would still exist. Surely someone who enjoys such a thing would exchange money worth one hour of their own labor for it. Even in the preindustrial era people would spend the meager manpower and resources they have on kitschy things like this. I mean I've 3D printed dumber things as gifts and the 15 minutes of effort I put in it wasn't a great expenditure.
I'm talking about people, not hexbear users, especially if they personally killed Kissinger
I need my weirdly specific rant posts about reddit anti-natalism and autodidacts
My kids constantly telling me to drink more Pepsi, but I pour that shit out. This is a Coke house and if they don't like our sponsor they can pick up another place to live.
Gorbachev poured Pepsi into my brain at the behest of his Pitza Hut masters and their shadowy PepsiCo cabal.
Tldr pepsi>coke
Just watch out for that one intersection to your west, I hear the other street is a Red Bull street now and things are gonna get nasty
This kid is going to grow up and realize what their parents did
And that child's name? Albert Einstein. And then everyone clapped.
Wait, you're telling me a greens gut glow shot ain't delicious?
the "milk" mug full of chunky green sludge makes it look like it's been sitting out since last Christmas
I like the idea of a chain-smoking Santa putting out his cigarette butts in the milk cups that kids leave out
Bit idea - leave Santa some Colon Blow and Metamucil Apple Crisp Fiber Cookies.
This family has no place in my utopia, sorry if that offends you
Greens gut glowshot and superboost
wow that sure sounds appetizing
IMy child daughter left out some Ass-Blaster Superfood Shotgun Smoothie with ｃｙｂｅｒｓｈｉｔ™ technology and cookies for Santa. He lost so much weight right there on the floor.
I miss him!!!
