Politicians are people too, you know. And like all people, they need to - on occasion - unwind from a long day at work, put on their glad rags and get steaming drunk at a club.

This is exactly what appears to have happened at the biggest party of the year - no not Glastonbury - but the, er, Conservative Party conference (woo!) and as such we have been bombarded with photos and videos of Tories singing and dancing with reckless abandon, much to the amusement of smirking witnesses.

With all these videos, we got to imagining what it would be like to join them on the dance floor, and whether we’d have any fun.

So, here are the jiving Tory politicians we would most like to have a night on the tiles with - if we had to - ranked from top to bottom.

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