Source. Half the comments are bougie wasp chuds being mad at the photographer, the other half are workers saluting the dude.

  • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    I play bagpipes and do a lot of gigs for side cash. One regular gig that I have is on St. Patrick's Day, obviously the highest demand day of the year for a piper, that I took over when a friend moved out of state.

    This friend frequently took gigs for peanuts, and this was one of them. It was at a restaurant, and the owner was paying him $400 for 4.5 hours. For context, most skilled pipers won't even leave the house for less than $300 on 3/17, and that's for an hour or less of playing (this should have paid around $1000). The first year was last minute and I didn't have anything lined up in that time slot, plus I figured it would be nice to get in with a regular gig, so I just took it for the $400.

    The next year I ask for $800 and the owner (who is a chud boomer) absolutely breaks my balls. I explain to him that after his gig I go play at a house party for 20 minutes and make almost half of that after tips. He begrudgingly agrees. The whole time I'm there, he is giving me the side eye, doesn't allow me to have any drinks besides water, and tells the waitstaff to charge me if I want food.

    March 2020 he called me up and I was ready to ask for $1000, but he tells me that they don't need me because they had to cancel the St. Patrick's Day dinner due to covid. Oh well. A month later he's dead from covid. Thank you for attending my TED Talk.

      • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        I did feel a little bad for his wife, who didn't seem like a horrible person. She had me come back for an hour this year, which to be honest, is more than enough bagpipes for most people.

        • Catherine_Steward [she/her]
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          3 years ago

          more than enough bagpipes for most people.

          You could follow me around with the bagpipes every day from the moment I leave my house and I'd be happy. Who are these people who only want moderate amounts of bagpiping?

        • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          inject those pipes into my veins, as long as i can stand a reasonable distance away my hearing is already bad enough

    • RedArmor [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Now that is how you end a story. :gold-communist:

    • SuperNovaCouchGuy [any]
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      3 years ago

      A month later he’s dead from covid.

      Lol one of those rare covid deaths where the person totally and absolutely deserved it. :sicko-jammin:

    • Tomboys_are_Cute [he/him, comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      Out of curiosity, where did you learn bagpipes? Everyone I've met who plays them learned them in the Not-Child-Soldiers-If-We-Do-It program my country does. Was it a learned online sorta deal or did you have a teacher?

      • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        I got a job with a coworker who played in a pipe band, mentioned I was interested, and he set me up with free lessons from the instructor. I had played woodwind instruments for like 15 years prior to that and it was an easy transition. It's a very fun instrument but you definitely need to find a good band to keep motivated.