Great comment, but I wanna challenge something about the phrasing 'to become cops' it implies there wasn't a brutal and inhumane program of stripping away the fundamentally cooperative, empathetic and compassionate nature of these poor abused humans and dogs. ACAB and nothing but contempt but they didn't have to be cops, they were socially and structurally coerced into becoming monsters. Dogs are good, humans are good, cops, alone, are bastards. Also, I should just stfu, comment made me laugh-upbear
So many people think dogs are super easy to train but even labs which are super eager to please still take a lot of training if you want them to well behaved in public. Dogs like German shepherds and huskies really shouldn't be kept by the average person. They're far too dangerous and have a really stubborn personality.
Often when I woke in the night, horrific pictures sprang unbidden to my mind—Satan [one of the apes], cupping his hand below Sniff's chin to drink the blood that welled from a great wound on his face; old Rodolf, usually so benign, standing upright to hurl a four-pound rock at Godi's prostrate body; Jomeo tearing a strip of skin from Dé's thigh; Figan, charging and hitting, again and again, the stricken, quivering body of Goliath, one of his childhood heroes. ---Goodall
This makes sense given she's seen chimps go to war and commit war crimes and shit.
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what
Chimps are capable of engaging in rudimentary warfare, and do terrible shit to the losers.
Huh, I never liked chimps
Bonobos are the cool ape. Inb4 volcel police.
Gorillas 🤝 Bonobos 🤝 Orangutans
Being cooler than Chimps and Humans
...are you planning to fuck the monkeys?
Bonobos are extremely horny animals, and use sex rather than violence as a means of conflict resolution and deciding internal hierarchies
also, penis fencing
I'm listening
How do you feel about dogs?
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Great comment, but I wanna challenge something about the phrasing 'to become cops' it implies there wasn't a brutal and inhumane program of stripping away the fundamentally cooperative, empathetic and compassionate nature of these poor abused humans and dogs. ACAB and nothing but contempt but they didn't have to be cops, they were socially and structurally coerced into becoming monsters. Dogs are good, humans are good, cops, alone, are bastards. Also, I should just stfu, comment made me laugh-upbear
Horses, on the other hand, are both terrifying sociopaths by nature and cops by training. (This is a joke.)
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oh shit oh fuck :side-eye-2:
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lol, AHAB
hell yeah, gigantic white whales suck too
:pog-dolphin: angry posadist noises
Dont forget horses
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What? I like small/friendly dogs but hate my chud neighbours walking around with their fucking pitbulls without leash.
Yeah also I was afraid of stray/unknown dogs when I was young cuz a group of them chased me when I was little.
And I really hate my chud neighbours, cuz I'm sure they use their dogs for dog-fights
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So many people think dogs are super easy to train but even labs which are super eager to please still take a lot of training if you want them to well behaved in public. Dogs like German shepherds and huskies really shouldn't be kept by the average person. They're far too dangerous and have a really stubborn personality.
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Woah shit
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War
Which side did the CIA run guns to?
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Wut
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