Somewhat related but I once had a lolbert tell me that cavemen lived under Anarcho-Capitalism because they had clubs (private property) with which they got their food (profit). They don't even know what the fuck capitalism is lmfao :ancap-good:
Abolitionism was explicitly derived from the idea that a man owns himself. This is an explicitly and exclusively capitalist notion, one not shared by the various other economic ideologies like Socialism or Fascism.
Somewhat related but I once had a lolbert tell me that cavemen lived under Anarcho-Capitalism because they had clubs (private property) with which they got their food (profit). They don't even know what the fuck capitalism is lmfao :ancap-good:
I knew a guy in college who said atoms are capitalist because they exchange electrons.
Minting a trillion Jule electron to prevent the collapse of the thermodynamics
How the fuck do you hunt with a club? Oh look there's a deer, better very loudly move towards it while winding up my swingin' arm.
Motherfuckers don't know about the Atlatl
It gets even better: