:thicc-trump: Folks, believe me, the beans are what give me such a big dump truck of an ass. The fake news media doesn’t want you to know this, because all the big and very large bean companies want to sell their beans to Chyna, instead of here, to the good American bean eaters. They smuggle the beans out of the country in beanie babies, that’s why they’re so expensive, believe me I’ve invested in many beanie babies.