LeninWalksTheWorld [any] to news • edit-23 years agoCrabs out: Tory MP Sir David Amess dies after being stabbed during a meeting with his constituentsexternal-linkmessage-square87 fedilinkarrow-up1161file-text
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minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]hexbear47·3 years agoThey're going to pass a ban on all edged tools now British cuisine will be reduced to textureless sludge as a result link
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]hexbear29·3 years ago:bean-think: Heinz's Tinned Bean Paste in Tomato Sauce The new national dish of the United Kingdom link
minus-squareCommunistBear [he/him]hexbear17·3 years agoThose tin can lids get rather sharp. They'll have to switch to the canadian bagged milk system for their beans. link
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]hexbear5·3 years agoAt least until someone kills an MP with a sharpened spork link
They're going to pass a ban on all edged tools now
British cuisine will be reduced to textureless sludge as a result
I mean...
:bean-think:
Heinz's Tinned Bean Paste in Tomato Sauce
The new national dish of the United Kingdom
Those tin can lids get rather sharp. They'll have to switch to the canadian bagged milk system for their beans.
British bagged beans?
I love Heinz baked beans in tomato sauce
That, or sporks
At least until someone kills an MP with a sharpened spork