No, you nerd, not unless your beer budget is large enough to remind me some massive systemic difference between us (if this is the case, you would have much larger problems than my resentment). There are probably people in the world who would resent both of us for things we don’t really consider luxuries. It’s not a logical impulse nor should it be a guiding motivation, but I’d still hope people can at least sympathize.

Also, are beaches not free where you are? Not trying to be shitty. I’m genuinely curious.