Spraying champagne is such a douchy activity. Someone went through a lot of effort to plant and care for the vines, pick the grapes, press them, ferment them into wine, aging the wine, blending it to have just the right taste, painstakingly turning the bottles a little each day over months to remove sediment — just so some rich asshole can spray it on the ground like a spoilt child would do. Give those man children a box of water balloons each and give the champagne to someone who is actually going to drink it and enjoy it.