• "Is fish vegan?"
  • "Why can't you eat cheese?"
  • "HAHAHA I COULD NEVER GO WITHOUT CHEESE"
  • "So like uh...why...?" proceeds not to listen
  • Table full of food with literally nothing you can eat, starving while you watch everyone eat
  • "Just bend the rules a little"
  • "Actually paleo is really good for your health too!"
  • "I didn't eat meat yesterday! Praise me :D "
  • "Maybe I could be vegetarian, but vegan is SO HARD" stares blankly when you say how easy it is
  • unoriginal salad joke
  • Talks about animal abuse, upset when you say something

May have just got back from something like this I'll never tell :im-vegan:

  • PurrLure [she/her]
    ·
    3 years ago

    @infuziSporg , if you're interested in the "cheese" sauce I'd recommend giving the original recipe a go and then modifying it after you've tasted a sample while it's still in the blender/processor. It lasted me well over a week as a single eater and didn't go bad.

    Looking back, I think I should have added more spice like sriracha sauce and little jalapeno slices to give it more kick, but I ultimately flavored it according to my preferences. I don't regret doubling the nooch, and later on I melted some vegan cheese shreds and fake bac'n bits into my leftovers that made it taste amazing.

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
      ·
      3 years ago

      nooch nooch :pingu-horny:

      (there is no generic pingu or "hungry" emote)