- get a college degree
- never drink before 5PM
- find a wife who has read Kant
- don't spit in public
- always shit out the same orifice
- find a frank zappa song you like and never listen to anything else
- read a book every day
- live at the hotel
- if you see a vine climb it
- eat a food youve not afore eaten
You want me to never shit out of the same orofice?
No but to occasionally, from time to time? Sure
Ah, a true logician